2007-02-17 23:30:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those are great . Especially Julia's !!!
2007-02-17 23:36:51 · update #1
I am not Christian but i seen these quotes and saved them because even i found them amusing
so enjoy
Give God what's right -- not what's left.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma -- but never let him be the period.
Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
The church is prayer-conditioned.
When God ordains, He sustains.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
He who angers you controls you.
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
2007-02-17 23:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Peace 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS A CHILD NOT A CHOICE- caption on a picture of a baby on an anti-abortion billboard by the Catholic church. I am an atheist but as a practicing advertiser, I know that it is one great ad concept.
2007-02-17 23:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by dream reality 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi pass over 0! i assumed you have been long previous from right here. :( happy to confirm you're back. For the later message, I disagree with the fact additionally. on a similar time as I do settle for homosexuality, I disagree on behalf of what understand Christianity teaches. all human beings "sins" and no "sin" is larger than yet another. in accordance to the coaching, simply by fact of this salvation is significant. The sign itself is judgmental - an act it incredibly is likewise seen a sin. So it does a similar simply by fact the "sin" it tries to demonize. the 1st message is extra profound. good judgment is used to understand actuality. it is likewise mathematically used to coach statements as valid and finished. actuality is subjective and good judgment can betray. and that i think of Christianity's "fact" isn't continuously rational or "actual". besides the undeniable fact that, it does strike a twine as i'm analyzing Valis - a e book approximately faith and psychological fantasy. Philip ok. Dick portrays his quest to understand the metaphysical (God, gods, understanding .. ect.) via examining the life of Horselover fat - his mentally risky adjust ego. Horselover fat, as he believes God bodily communicates with him via a crimson laser transmitted from the gap satellite tv for pc VALIS, includes the top that the writer is irrational and for this reason his creation is irrational. specific, a mentally risky guy claiming it relatively is strikingly ironic. So i might desire to chortle bearing directly to the 1st Church sign. As His "fact" is irrational and an irrational sentient identity ought to by no potential understand good judgment, in accordance to Horselover fat.
2016-10-02 08:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one in Tacoma that still haunts me. We used to make fun of it every weekend. It's a Neon sign that reads "Jesus is the answer".
The Best one I saw was "GOD wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."
Shalom.
2007-02-17 23:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one (and I really have seen it) is a graffiti where under 'Jesus Saves' someone wrote 'But Beckham scores on the rebound', and I know its not original but actually seeing it made me smile.
2007-02-17 23:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was born into a stable Family
2007-02-17 23:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Paul R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sign in front of Unitarian church: "There is no hell."
Sign in front of Catholic church down the street: "The hell there isn't!"
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2007-02-17 23:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a church but a cobblers shop, it said. "We heel your shoes and save your soles" . It made me laugh
2007-02-17 23:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"God give me a sign" It was on a billboard.
2007-02-17 23:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus saves souls... and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes."
"In case of Rapture, I'm going to steal your car."
2007-02-17 23:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋