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And how do explain the success of Swiffer??


Hmmm????

2007-02-17 23:28:35 · 11 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

God has stock in Johnson and Johnson Wax, He's not stupid.

2007-02-18 00:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Whaffor you ask that? Everyone knows dust is all but infinite, unlike stupidity which is infinite.

There was lots of dust left over. This was used to make monkeys, sharks, apes, electromechanical calculators, creationists, bony fish, Mercedes-Benz 300S sedans and 300SL sports cars, pocket calculators, bananas, banana trees, well drained soils, potassium and cra*py Japanese movies about radioactive monsters that destroy Tokyo every now and then (just like earthquakes, American bombing and fires). Destroying Tokyo is always a dusty proposition. And even after all that there was enough to make computers and wire up the internet. And there is still plenty left over if the state of my desk is any guide.

Who the hel* is Swiffer? Will he be playing for the Rabbitos in the next season? And who cares? Go the diehards.

2007-02-18 09:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when u make a cake and some cake mix is left over, and you know the cake is made with cake mix, even though there was still cake mix all over. Same happened to us, God made of from dust, but also made us from other elements like water, so, he had to equally portion them both.

2007-02-18 09:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by waffle_master89 2 · 0 0

Because not all of the dust turned into us :)

2007-02-18 07:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by peter s 1 · 2 0

From dust you are to dust you return.

2007-02-18 07:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 2 0

The Bible say we were made from dust ,not that we evolved from it.

2007-02-18 07:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Direktor 5 · 2 0

If I came from Pittsburgh, why is there still a Pittsburgh?

2007-02-18 07:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Too funny!

2007-02-18 07:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 1 0

God isn't finished making all of us.

2007-02-18 07:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 0

ROFL. You're killing me.

2007-02-18 07:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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