A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was $250.
"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " Project Manager "
2007-02-17 21:24:45 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha the 3rd parrot specalist in odering/commanding what to do and when to do. ha ha .
2007-02-17 21:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i can not help greater, yet heres an theory; you ought to; a million) purchase an indoor avairy and then chop up that into 3, yet lower back its nevertheless going to absorb a super sort of area! 2) remodel one in each of your spare mattress room (in case you have one) right into a huge avairy, and in the adventure that your chicken dont get alongside chop up it up into 3! despite the fact that that does no longer take in room on your eating/front room, you have donated an entire room! 3) you ought to in the adventure that your cages are stackable, only stack one on precise of the different! regardless of the undeniable fact that the two way you look into it, whether you do come across a three in one cage its nevertheless going to be 3 cages with only an identical volume of room yet all welded jointly. wish you come across this effective, or you have one in each of those mild bulb 2d!!!
2016-11-23 16:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parrot o parrot, you wholly green
I was wondering where have you been
You neither know Windows, nor File Manager
And so they call you Prject Damager
2007-02-17 22:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO>>> just came to know that Project managers won't do anything>>>>a good one.
2007-02-17 22:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, good one, can i plz hav the 3rd parrot
2007-02-17 21:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could do with the $500 one to teach me a few things 10/10 thanks
2007-02-17 21:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..
gud one..
dang 5/5
2007-02-18 00:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! 10/10
2007-02-17 21:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......very nice one........brought a non stop laugh.....lol
2007-02-17 21:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
it's fantastic...
I luv it..
2007-02-17 21:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋