A ventriloquist is sitting on stage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." "Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
2007-02-17 20:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, I wanted to kick his little *** too!! Did you see the dirty looks he was giving us?
LMAO!!!
2007-02-17 23:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be blunt. You're not going to be a famous actress. The odds are terribly stacked against you. Go get lunch in LA, and you will meet more than one actress/waitress who wants to be the next star. To be honest, your odds are even worse. Now that Sandra Bullock is a star, she can be picky about what she does. An actor who has not made it big takes any and every possible role, hoping to get noticed. If that means singing on a cat food commericial, you do it. Only being in one show is not a good start. A few famous actors make big money, but the rest can't even support themselves with acting. Are you going to be the one in a million who hits it big? Probably not. If you go the medical track, you can make a good living. Even if you can't quite make it into medical school, you can go to PA school or NP school or get your MSN, and you will make a good living.
2016-05-24 01:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Thats A Good One but then again im not blonde
2007-02-17 20:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Desiree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
A man walks into a restaurant and says to the blonde waitress, "I'd like a coffee without cream." The waitress replies, "we're out of cream. Would you rather have it without milk?"
2007-02-17 20:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-02-17 20:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rahab 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-17 20:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-18 01:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-17 20:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anshra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old old but good
2007-02-17 22:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by nomno13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know, I was there too.
2007-02-17 20:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bread Crumb Maloy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋