Can the bible be interpreted to hip-hop and still maintain street cred?

Question

The Lord is all that, I need for nothing.
He allows me to chill.
He keeps me from being heated
and allows me to breathe easy.
He guides my life so that I can
represent and give shout outs in His name.
And even though I walk through the hood of death,
I don't back down, for You have my back.
The fact that He has me covered allows me to chill.
He provides me with back-up
In front of player-haters,
and I know that I am a baller and life will be phat.
I fall back in the Lord's crib for the rest of my life.

I'm not making this up:

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/196/story_19635_1.html

Answer 1

Oh wow ... that's crazy. A friend of mine listens to a christian rap group called Lecray or something like that, and I would describe their sound as "Lil Jon goes to church". I can't take them seriously at all -- as rappers or as christians.

Answer 2

Yo Yo, the big JC he is not frontin' dis
He be up in yo grill like Zeus or da Aprhrodis

Gods ain't pretend, sky faires are real
If you think it sounds like Santa, the you bettah chill-al

Doesn't a sky-daddy sound like fun to mah homies?
In da pimp house forever where the beer has da foamies

You be knowing dis **** must be for real-al
And if you be doubtin you be chillin in he-all

Answer 3

Yeah!
Nice to know that western civilization is still colapsing at a constant rate of speed! The modern realist movement in art almost had me fooled...

Answer 4

Yes, the word transcends all interpretation and forms. www.bungyow.com

Answer 5

You seem to have demonstrated that quite well.
I Cr 13;8a

Answer 6

Sure....here is a better one.

http://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook.html

Answer 7

The bible has street cred....?