If you were God..........?

Question

And had to create the first human being;
What sex would it be? Why?
Would it be one sex or two? Why?
What would they look like? Why?
How many eyes, arms, legs, etc would you give them and why?
Where would you place their eyes, ears, legs, arms etc. and why?

If you are going to give me a straight-out-of-the-bible answer and say you would create humans in your own image, I want to know why?

Use your imagination people?

Best response gets 10 points.

Answer 1

If I was God, (sure hope he doesn't strike me dead in the meantime) and had to create humans in my image........... heaven help the whole world.
Humans would have eyes in the back and front of their heads, then gossip would be unnecessary.
Women have more arms because two aren't enough for all the multi-tasking required of us.
Humans and animals have the same hearing range.
The mouth shuts automatically when the brain detects negativity or over consumption.
Man and woman are unable to cause physical or emotional harm to the offspring that causes permanent injury.
Man knows how to display appropriate emotions on all occasions.
No worries about birth control/ menstruation/ or menopause.
If I were God, children would be seen and heard.

Answer 2

I would make people hermaphroditic to start with, get rid of the whole gay thing right off the bat. One less thing to argue about. I'm pretty happy with the two arms, two legs thing, but I would definitely make it so they could reach that itchy spot right between their shoulder blades that is always at just the wrong angle. I think I would improve their senses, too. I want to get knocked head over heels by a bag of corn chips like in over the hedge. Sensory imput on that level would rock.
Oh, and I would make it so that everyone could lick their own balls, not just dogs and cats.

Answer 3

I wouldn't create human beings. I'd create little alien critters. Maybe one's that'd evolve from squids but live in trees...and I wouldn't just create one or two...I'd create millions so they have a good gene pool. I'd make them highly intelligent and they'd have about 3 or f4 different genders, after all variety is the spice of life. Being tree squids, they'd have about 8 or so tentacles.

Answer 4

mummy: I would create 2 apes to resolve the Evolution argument. I would call one Haekel and the other Charles ... yes; I would allow them to concoct a theory about me NOT creating the "origin of the species" too !!!

Answer 5

I would not create human beings. I would also not create monkeys, because there is a risk that they might evolve into human beings later on.

Answer 6

I would have quit while I was still ahead, after creating 'the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind'. Humankind does not have a sterling record; animals are much less contentious.

Answer 7

I wouldn't change a thing. God is definitely the Man, if you will.
I Cr 13;8a