LEAVING WORK EARLY...
Three ladies all worked in the same office with the
same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the ladies decided that, when the boss left,
they would leave
right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so
how would she know
they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a
little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick
workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise
her husband, but
when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise
from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see
her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed
the door and crept out
of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and
redhead planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she
was going to go with
them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught
yesterday!
2007-02-17 17:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by jesse james 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
tell me ur favorite joke
2007-02-17 17:46:49 · update #1
Funny. I have one for you:
Two guys went golfing one day, and on first swing, each guy hit his ball so hard he couldn't find where it went. They searched and searched, until finally, an hour later, the first guy found his in a field of buttercups. He was so mad that it took him an hour to find the ball, that he went crazy, swinging his golf club at the buttercups, destroying them. A genie appeared, and said " you have destroyed mother nature's creation. Since you killed the buttercups, you will be cursed for the rest of your life. You can never have butter again. This means no butter for your popcorn, no butter on your potatoes, no butter for anything...ever!" The guy was startled at this, and he noticed his friend across the field. His friend screamed "Hey, I found my ball. It's over here in this field of pussywillows." And the other guy yelled "DON'T SWING, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SWING!!"
Hope you liked it.
2007-02-17 18:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by queenB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds walked into a building.
Jeez, you'd think ONE OF THEM would have seen it!
2007-02-17 17:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this before. Very hilarious.
2007-02-17 17:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls, Imagine if a man think! ISn't it a IN-STITCHES joke?
2007-02-17 17:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR SO FUNNY ill remember this one.
2007-02-17 17:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke.
2007-02-17 17:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by karen v 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And there goes another diss to the blonde's.
2007-02-17 17:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by *Beautiful Zephyr* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too funny. TWO POINTS!
2007-02-17 17:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
Thanks
2007-02-17 17:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by zen522 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it
2007-02-17 17:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋