I can!
2007-02-17 17:45:23 · 16 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've never flooded the Earth, for starters... A big 'hi', friend!!
(((((Laptop Jesus 2.0)))))
Edit: Big hugs to all of my wonderful R&S friends :)
2007-02-17 17:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by DBA GODZY 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Look at how many times Godzilla saved mankind!
Godzilla defeated Angilas, the Giant Condolo, Ebira, Kamekilas, Kumonga, King Ghidorah, Gabara, Hedora, Gigan, MechaGodzilla 1 & 2, Megalon, Titanosaurus, Rodan, Destroyer, and the Super MechaGodzilla (93).Plus Godzilla defeated a Smog Monster and a Sea Monster
Godzilla was forced to withdraw by King Kong, Rodan, Mothra, and Biolante.
Godzilla was only defeated by Mothra and Batora.
2007-02-18 01:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Godzilla was a man in a suit and had to put up with wearing that thing. Oh Jeez Godzilla himself commented on this Q!
2007-02-18 01:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by puddingizcool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Godzilla is an equal opportunity smasher. God has his favorites that may or may not be determined before anyone was born. Godzilla has no personal malice towards anyone. God has a huge grudge against all of humanity. Godzilla cares about and protects his offspring. God sacrifices his to himself. Godzilla protects Japan (when he's not smashing it). God protects...Heaven from dirty, imperfect humans.
I'll take Godzilla, thanks. At least it's not personal with him.
2007-02-18 01:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by Scott M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Godzilla would party with me.....God would have his followers burn me at the stake....then he would burn me in hell 4 ever. If Godzilla wrote a book it would be logical, in order and make sense. Godzilla has never had a tantrum that ended in destruction of the world....and I don't think that Godzilla's kill their children for strangers.
2007-02-18 01:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Godzilla was merciful enough to squash Bambi like a pancake in 2 seconds flat. None of this "lie around and decompose from cancer for a few years" stuff.
2007-02-18 01:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see him, I have...he's handsome cute. Who know what God looks like? I just know what I see is real. Godzilla is a hottie! All the women think so.
2007-02-18 01:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Godzilla doesn't ask you to hate people who don't worship Godzilla. Godzilla doesn't even ask for worship. Godzilla has no ego. Godzilla does not discriminate who is crushed under her reptilian feet.
2007-02-18 01:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Godzilla would hug me...(The Christian) God would smite me.
*Hugs to Godzilla*
2007-02-18 01:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I can tell you that God send his only son to die for your sins so you can be save. I don't know about Godzilla, but I know God loves you.
2007-02-18 02:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by carlos r 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He is the sexist hunk I have ever seen on YA! Blow kisses... GODZILLA!!!
2007-02-18 01:49:48 · answer #11 · answered by Melissa Svetlana Flavored Coffee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋