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2007-02-17 17:15:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

lol

2007-02-17 17:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes God can create a rock so big even He can't lift it, but because He's God He can lift it anyway.

2007-02-17 17:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I decided a cut and paste was in order~

When NON believers were younger and found out that BIG BIRD and BARNEY and yes... the Easter bunny and santa were NOT real...
just people in CoStUmEs....
It BROKE YOUR HEART~
'cause mommy and daddy lied to you. Causing SooOOOoooo much pain and damage to your brain...that YOU vowed to NEVER ever "fall for believing in anything again". Soo YOU developed anger issues and trust issues... blaming everyone else on YOUR bad mood and antagonizing behavior.
Alas...

if only mom and dad had TAUGHT you better...

They should have taught you this:



Mom and Dad should have said....."No matter what you learn as you grow older... about fairy tails and favorite characters... YES , there is a MAKE believe world~
However ~
Jesus and God ARE real. "& "Jesus Loves You" & "For God so Loved the world that HE gave his ONLY begotten SON, so that whoever believes in HIM , shall have everlasting LIFE and shall not perish" & "Better to live a life time suffering as a Christian THAN an EtErNiTy in darkness and alone"

TAH DAH! BEST ANSWER quality huh (c:
Deb

2007-02-17 18:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by dbzgalaxy 6 · 0 0

I'm sure god could make it with a rock if he wanted to.

2007-02-17 17:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0 0

God can do things that are too big for small minds to comprehend.

2007-02-17 17:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u said it wrong ... its " can he make a rock so big he cant lift it" .. and the answer is no .. physical matter obeys his will ...

2007-02-17 17:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Can God ask a question so dumb He couldn't answer it?

2007-02-17 17:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 0 0

Can god make a question so irrelevant he can't answer it?

;-)

2007-02-17 17:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, but then he made Chuck Morris to movie it.

2007-02-17 17:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sure why not.

2007-02-17 17:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by ZCT 7 · 0 1

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