and not the FSM--love him, love his laws, but he's just too popular
2007-02-17 15:31:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You could join the Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua.
2007-02-17 15:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
How about the snake handlers of West Virginia? A group of fundamentalist Christians view the part of the bible that says something to the effect of Poison serpents cannot harm you, if you have faith in Jesus. They handle poisonous snakes as part of their church service. Is that edgy enough for you? They will however expect you to be a Christian
2007-02-17 23:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by magpie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, some friends and I were thinking about opening The Church of Baachus. Since he was a god devoted to excess, all the temples would be all you can eat restaurants with various other amenities available for those interested. And the best part is that it's all tax deductible.
2007-02-17 23:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Great and Apostolic Church of the Blessed Plasterers and Painters Union.
Their Bible is the only on that includes the little-known "Book of Renovations."
2007-02-17 23:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, why is popularity a drawback? May the FSM bless you with His noodly appendage. RAmen!
2007-02-17 23:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look not beyond but within.
You'd be surprised to find the universe in there though you may have to spend a couple of years for it with utmost seriousness.
The God within you may Bless you for your own peace and harmony.
2007-02-18 03:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by madhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Church of Reality. It does exist. They believe in Darwinism and Pamspermia.
2007-02-17 23:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norse mythology, odin, valhalla
Hari Krishna
Scientology
Zues or choose a minor god like Apollo or Aphrodite; as someone suggested Bacchus; would be a great choice here.
Satanism
Jedi
or choose something from a sci fi book- i know one who liked the idea of the life stream from FFVII or Maud'Dib from dune, or a dark servent of tak from stephen king's desperation.
Better still Pan the horny goat god from Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume. He's sexual and mischievious.
Pagan or gypsy.
2007-02-17 23:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
make up your own, claim to be the reincarnation of that guy that lead a cult to south america and did the mass suicide with kool aid. that would be out there. Of course any religion that denies that Jesus rose from the dead is infinitely out there from God.
2007-02-17 23:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fictionology... like a scientologist but instead of beleving in aliens and elron hubbard you could beleve in the forces of good and the peacful creatures of the forest
2007-02-17 23:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by djk15000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋