from family guy or simpsons or your own personal faves
2007-02-17 14:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by veronica 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Mine is "keep your mouth shut and your pockets open"!
2007-02-17 14:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Seoul Brother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like Family Guy or the Simpsons, but these are just some of the ones I've collected....... and love.
Albert Schweitzer:
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Norwegian Proverb:
It's better to feed one cat than many mice.
Abraham Joshua Heschel:
When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.
James M. Barrie:
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
Ben Jonson:
True friendship consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and value.
Leontyne Price:
Accomplishments have no color.
Robert F. Kennedy:
But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the ***** as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response?
2007-02-17 14:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Kate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to get even is to forget.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.
A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being the right person.
The mighty oak tree was once..a little nut that held its ground
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it
To forgive is to set the prisoner free,and then discover the prisoner was you
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.
2007-02-17 14:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by quel772o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like friendship quotes. some of my favorites are
A friend is someone who knows all about you and likes you anyways.
no matter where we go no matter what we do forever and ever we will be the inseparable two
i also like the quotes from Rachel Scott-
i have this theory that if one person can go out of their way to show compassion then it will start a chain reaction of the same.
People will never know how far a little kindness can go.
Compassion is the greatest form of love humans have to offer. - Rachel Joy Scott
2007-02-17 14:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by lilfitzgirl12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some of my faves from the Philippines:
"Filipino is worth dying for." -- Sen. Benigno Aquino, Sr.
"The law applies to all, otherwise non at all." -- Sen. Alfredo Lim.
"I'd rather die a thousand times than relinquish my religion." -- San Lorenzo Ruiz, a Catholic martyr.
2007-02-21 13:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by kibbs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate Family Guy and The Simpsons, but my favorite quotes are:
"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
and...
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets." -Mel Brooks
2007-02-17 14:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Never moon a werewolf." Mike Binder
2007-02-17 19:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't hunt what you can't kill."
"If you haven't got something nice to say about someone, come sit by me!"
"Lord take me now."
"Don't sh_t where you eat."
"You can't polish a turd."
"Never try teaching a pig how to sing - it wastes your time and annoys the pig."
2007-02-17 16:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When God throws hardships at us, its probably because we can handle it"
2007-02-17 16:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Becki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" True love is unconditional."
2007-02-17 15:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋