2007-02-17 14:02:44 · 13 answers · asked by Shelb-N-Ator [[H!ATD]] 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"You from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the ony ten I see!"
(Good Lord! LOL)
2007-02-17 14:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by sparticle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a realy bad one, but its funny... in a pervish sense.
Guy: wanna go out for pizza and sex?
Girl: should slap you or make a discusted look or walk away.
Guy: whats the matter? dont like pizza?
2007-02-21 15:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by jcscarlett10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I see my face in your pants---
and this one too--my friend who is in the army had a married lady tell him that she felt like it was her patriotic duty to sleep with a solider and would he volunteer cause he is hot.....lol...
2007-02-17 22:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven must be missing a star since I found you on this earth....
2007-02-17 22:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you have an over due library book, cause you have the words FINE written all over you.
2007-02-17 22:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by Love is Patient, Love is Kind ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bed rock!
2007-02-17 22:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really need some help...I forgot my phone number and would really like to borrow yours.
2007-02-17 22:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"baby if i could rearrange the alfabet i would put U and I together" lol oh and "baby did it hurt? when you fell from heaven..." lol
2007-02-17 22:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by RARE GEM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I follow you home will you keep me?
2007-02-17 22:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by Felicia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy:did it hurt?
girl:did what hurt?
guy:when u fell from heaven?
2007-02-17 22:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋