The lizard?

Question

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past
> and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! What are you doing?"
>
> The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
> So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
> few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
> going to get a drink from the river.
>
> The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
> river.
> A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to
> the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
>
> The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
> joint
>
> with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
> river
>
> while taking a drink.
>
> The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
jungle,
> finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
> looks up and says "hey!"
>
> The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark.......how much water did
> you drink?!!"
>
>
>

Answer 1

hahahaha...
great and awesome!!
Thanks for sharing

Answer 2

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Answer 3

umm ok thats funny

Answer 4

5/4...thx for sharing..:-)

Answer 5

i'd already heard this one but still okay.

Answer 6

what was in that joint?

Answer 7

i didnt get it at fisrt but then my friend told me THAT IS FUNNAY!!!!!

Answer 8

ahahahaha. that's funny!

Answer 9

That's great......stoners say stupid sh*t like that too!!!!

Answer 10

lol