2007-02-17 13:38:49 · 7 answers · asked by chaos 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Scientists are saying that in the future we will be able to have sex with robots. I tried that once. It was horrible. Right in the middle I had to call tech support.
-- David Letterman
When I was a kid I said to my Father one afternoon, "Will you take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you."
-- Jerry Lewis
2007-02-17 13:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are probably sayings not direct quotes but...
Hard work never killed anbody, but why take the chance?
She smashed the mirror with her fist because starting today, she's never looking back
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe
Everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants pain; but you can't make a rainbow without any rain.
2007-02-18 00:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jas2Love9210 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The right to be heard does not come with the right to taken seriously(Eisenhower)
Love thine enemies, just in case your friends are a bunch of a--holes.
Studies indicate 1 in 4 people are mentally ill, check three friends, if they're ok, then its you.
Kiss me twice, I'm schitzophrenic.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schitzophrenic, and so am I.
2007-02-18 18:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by janssen411 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred she will not grow up to be an old nag.
The trouble with sound advice is that it is 99% sound and 1% advice.
Friendly fire is not friendly.
What you buy with money is worthless if you do have what money cannot buy.
2007-02-17 22:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jason Beam (1995)
"The highest compliment an artist can receive is that his work served to inspire someone else to do their own."
2007-02-17 21:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by capp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society ~
mark twain
2007-02-17 21:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by gsschulte 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes two to tango.
2007-02-21 17:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by LindaAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋