MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that
you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-02-17 12:52:30 · 9 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard it too much. It is a blonde joke though so a star and a 7.
2007-02-17 13:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats not bad, and I have blond friends who make more jokes than I do, I love them
2016-05-24 00:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-17 13:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny
2007-02-17 13:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-17 12:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolss thats good!!
2007-02-17 13:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
hahaha
hahahahaha..thx
2007-02-17 12:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. that's good
2007-02-17 13:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. lol. i love it.
2007-02-17 13:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋