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Question

today i got home and decided to relax .
grabed the remote and instantly found that my two year old
had covered it in candy bar. what are some of the stranges things
your child has done like this ( i really think some things children do
are really funny) you turn...................................

Answer 1

well i have many but i will give you the most recent one...my 8 month old son, about 2-3 weeks ago (he is crawling and getting into everything now) got into the bag balm that i leave on a shelf that he can not reach by himself...his brother or sister had gotton it down for him...he got it opened and smeared it all over him, hair, face, clothes...he was really lubed up, i could barely pick him up cause he was so slick...and that stuff is not easy to wash off...oh and it doesnt come out of clothes very well either...the things kids do are hilarious, after it is over...

Answer 2

My nephew has a thing for kleenex boxes. I guess he finds it amazing that they just keep coming. One time he took a box into the dining room and just pulled one after another out. He only got halfway through, but the floor was covered in kleenex.

Another time we were driving to VA and there was a fly in the car. He became hysterical and was crying and screaming for 30 minutes before we finally took him out of the car at a rest stop.

Answer 3

When my son was 4 or 5 (can't' remember now) he got ahold of my keys, and somehow managed to jam my car key into the front door lock. It was unremovable. My husband had to cut the key with a band saw, remove the entire locking system from the door and replace it. I don't know he he did it. I can't even get the RIGHT key in the lock without having trouble sometimes!!

Answer 4

Fraternal twins are whilst 2 eggs are released. they are not extra alike than widely used siblings and could even have distinctive fathers if the mum slept with 2 adult adult males close mutually. comparable twins are whilst a fertilised egg splits into 2 and each and each develops as a separate toddler. each and every so often separation isn't finished, ensuing in siamese twins. comparable twins share one placenta yet fraternal twins each and each have their own placenta. each and every so often the two placentas fuse mutually, making it seem as though there is in easy terms one, so it is not continually conceivable to make certain what kind of twins they are from a test. comparable twins share the comparable intercourse, of direction, yet fraternal twins might properly be the comparable intercourse or one in all each and every.

Answer 5

My son colored both his legs with a pen. Both his legs were totaly blue...hard to get off the skin. Oh I found out my two year old also called Canda and talked for 1 min!

Answer 6

My son put pop tarts in the dvd player...... and the flashlight down the toilet ( after we had flushed his fish, he was 3 and giving him light)....oh and recently now he ruined our microwave, he "needed" a timer so he thought he would run an empty microwave ( yes he's 12, and things just keep getting better!)

Answer 7

my sone when he was about 2 got up and dicided to call someone about 3 in the morning when i realized he wasnt right next to me but he was at my head and i woke up i got the phone some asian lady was real mad dont even know aht she had to say cause well i didnt understand it. i tild my daughter today to go get me a diaper so i coupld change her butt (she is starting to potty train) she went and got one all right and put it on ( on her head) and walked around like she was little miss thing

Answer 8

I am not a parent, but i do home child care. One of the kids stuck a marble up his nose. we got a vacuum and tried to suck it out. it worked. lol. funny story about me and my younger bro. My mom and dad where divorced. My mom got called on an emergency. She called my dad to come over and watch us. He just got off a 12 hr shift at John Deere. He fell asleep on the couch, BIG MISTAKE. according to my mom we took the thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge. put it on my bed and dumped baby shampoo and powder on the bed and turkey. we tore the clothes out of our dresser, threw eggs on the wall and put the pepsi bottles in the oven. to top it off we stuffed the sink and let the water run. ended up flooding the bathroom. My dad woke up and called my mom. she thought he was joking. She came home and totally lost it. my dad said my mom almost called mental health because she thought we where possessed. My dad never watched us again right after work and now we all laugh about it.

Answer 9

My son likes to root around in my undie drawer, find the kinkiest pair I have, and wear them on his head for the rest of the day...LOL...gotta love kids.

Answer 10

my oldest daughter put on her six foot father's pj bottoms with his size 13 shoes and walked around up stairs....she also took my blue liquid eyeliner and gave herself a "Hitler" moustache so she could look like her Daddy ( he had a moustache at the time)