2007-02-17 11:43:16 · 10 answers · asked by Jymmy R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me some jokes
2007-02-17 11:44:33 · update #1
Give me some jokes
2007-02-17 11:45:34 · update #2
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-17 11:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma is so fat, she put icing on her pill
Yo momma is so stupid, she got stranded in a Rooms To Go Store, and she slept on the floor!
2007-02-17 19:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma has more chins than Chinatown.
2007-02-17 20:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by ToasterDog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break into her home and leave money.
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
2007-02-17 19:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor when i asked her where the bathroom she said 3rd bucket 2 the left,
2007-02-17 20:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is such a skank i would have been you daddy but the guy in front of me had the exact change
2007-02-18 09:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by xoxoDewtYxoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone told yo momma to haul *** she would have to hire a DUMP TRUCK !!!
2007-02-17 19:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by Israel-1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma's so dumb she went to the movies and they said under 17s not allowed so she went home and got 16 of her friends.
2007-02-17 21:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so loose, she wears panties to keep her ankles warm
2007-02-17 19:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by TheAverageBear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo daddy is sooooo fat with whales he sings... we r family
2007-02-21 18:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋