It was a warm summer day and this blonde is sick and tired of hearing blonde jokes from her boyfriend and she wanted to prove to him that blondes are not dumb, so she decided to paint the house herself. Well, when her boyfriend got home she was in a pool of sweat and asked her what happened, and she said " The bottle said, for best results, put on 2 coats. " THE END~ but since im a blonde i kind of felt offended by it at first but then i thought they were kind of funny. so i kept on reading them. I dont feel offended by them anymore, hopefully you dont either.
2007-02-17 11:27:24 · 15 answers · asked by GorgeousGal10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one.... Here's another blonde joke that I love:
*A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde get lost in the forest. They start walking around, and suddenly, they find a mirror. It has a reading on the top: say a lie in front of this mirror and you’ll disappear to a better world. So the brunette goes first. She says: “I think I’m the most ugly woman on the Earth”, and she disappears. The redhead goes next: “I think I’m the silliest person on Earth”, and she vanishes. The blonde walks forward, and steps in front of the mirror. She starts talking: “I think…” and she vanishes.
2007-02-17 11:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes. this 1 is awesome 300/10. i m a blond too
2007-02-17 11:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't become nor can you "quit" being a blonde...it's either in your genes or it's not, so if you aren't blonde you just want attention because the blonde jokes are so rampant. If you are, take pride in your insecurities, it'll only manifest itself as a major psychological problem later. What harm is there in that? Low-self esteem rocks, doesn't it?
2007-02-17 11:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by PokeyOaks 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad ! Silly but funny. 8/10.
2007-02-17 11:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny, and im a blonde too, or i used to be. but still
2007-02-17 11:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a cute joke... no offense taken, and I used to be a blond
2007-02-17 11:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I get it as in two coats of paint,two coats
2007-02-17 11:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by miley_fan9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what - it doesnt mean you actually wear the coats yourself???? Hell thats where i've been going wrong all these years!!!
great joke - i too am blonde!!!
2007-02-17 11:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah don't feel bad blond for you are awesome!
2007-02-17 11:31:47 · answer #9 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-17 11:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋