2007-02-17 11:18:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come paint my deck in the spring while I'm at Church.
2007-02-17 13:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want to help the 'church people' with?
2007-02-17 11:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand on the street corner outside of the entrance to their church and hand out free pamphlets on the eternal love and forgiveness of Cthulu, and anti-evolutionary tracts about Malevolent Design, all the while murmuring, "May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage... the IPU bless you with her horn..."
...Just kidding.
Actually, I don't think people who feel they don't have a problem, want, or in this case need, to be helped. If they aren't all up in your Kool-Aid, stay out of theirs.
2007-02-17 11:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by somebody 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do I want to help them? The first step is for them to admit they have a problem. I do offer a 12 step course called "Fundamentalists Anonymous". It explains in detail how they can become productive, non-hateful, rational members of society.
2007-02-17 11:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The church people"?
What, exactly, is a "church person"?
2007-02-17 11:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Education.
2007-02-17 11:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If we try to "help" them, it'll end up looking like the Inquisition and the witch trials all over again, I'll let them keep their beliefs as long as they let me keep mine.
2007-02-17 11:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by gimmenamenow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those who are devout have corp beliefs wrapped around their religious identity and belief system. If they have a dysfunctional system, they have been brainwashed and there is nothing we can do for them. This usually pertains to the dogmatic ones; the fundamentalists; the narrow-minded conservatives.
2007-02-17 11:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
His church will be provided for, don't worry about us ;)
2007-02-17 11:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by rezany 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them to take a biology class
2007-02-17 11:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by untilyoucamealong04 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋