Two elderly gents are taking a leak in a public toilet when one notices the other gent is pi**ing two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound," replies the other. "I took a revolver bullet in the p**is in North Africa, which left a hole."
"Me too," says the first - showing he's pi**ing with three streams. "War wound. Germany. a high-powered rifle round in the pe**s - left me with two holes."
At this point, a young lad stands between them - and squirts 12 streams of amber onto the porcelain.
"My God," exclaims the second veteran, "did you get that from a machine gun?"
"No mate," says the youngster, incredulously. "My zip's stuck." :)
2007-02-17 10:37:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-02-18 08:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... kinda sick though...
Here is another kinda sick joke:
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
2007-02-17 18:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his trousers are still zipped up yeah? so hes peeing through the gaps in the zips
:3
2007-02-17 18:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by biskits 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers must have been sore getting a hole made with a bullet 10/10
2007-02-18 05:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup - thats definately a good one lol
2007-02-18 07:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by heckuvapeach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a man knows what a how painful that is.
2007-02-17 19:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha
2007-02-17 18:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehee! Stupid joke but funny.
2007-02-17 19:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch !makes me shiver!
2007-02-17 19:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-02-17 18:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋