Getting Lucky In Vegas (Clean Jokes / Blonde Jokes )
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.
A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"
"Buzz off!" she says. "Can't you see I'm winning?"
or.
The Magic Ladies Room
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said,
"Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The redhead stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most talented of us three", and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
2007-02-17 10:33:26 · 22 answers · asked by ipodlady231 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the 1st 1
2007-02-17 10:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by ELISE DA BEAST! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first
2007-02-17 10:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by silver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one
But that's only because i've heard the second before.
Here are some dumb blonde jokes:
She was so blonde that...
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
2007-02-17 10:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you recognize you're a Redneck while... a million. you're taking your canine for a walk and you the two use an identical tree. 2. you are able to entertain your self for greater desirable than quarter-hour with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has no longer left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your backyard incredibly than mow it. 5. you think of "The Nutcracker" is a few thing you do off the extreme dive. 6. The Salvation military declines your fixtures. 7. You supply to offer somebody the shirt off your lower back and that they do no longer prefer it. 8. you have the close by taxidermist on velocity dial. 9. you come back lower back from the sell off with greater desirable than you took. 10. you maintain a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your spouse can climb a tree swifter than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas checklist. 13. you maintain flea and tick cleansing soap in the bathe. 14. you have been in touch in a custody combat over a looking canine. 15. You bypass to the inventory automobile races and don't prefer a software. sixteen. you recognize what proportion bales of hay your automobile will carry. 17. you have a rag for a gasoline cap. 18. your place does not have curtains, yet your truck does. 19. You ask your self how provider stations save their restroom's so sparkling. 20. you are able to spit devoid of beginning your mouth. 21. you think approximately your registration code customized because of the fact your father made it. 22. Your lifetime purpose is to own a fireworks stand. 23. you have an entire set of salad bowls and that all of them say "Cool Whip" on the section. 24. the main important city you have ever been to is Walmart. 25. Your working television sits on precise of your non-working television. 26. you have used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A twister hits your community and does $a hundred,000 worth of advancements. 28. you have used a rest room brush to scratch your lower back. 29. You ignored your 5th grade commencement considering the fact which you have been on jury accountability. 30. you think of rapid nutrition is hitting a deer at sixty 5. 31. in the adventure that your family participants tree does not branch.....
2016-11-23 15:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one
2007-02-17 10:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by •LIGHTS• 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one
2007-02-17 10:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by rebalgirl_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one. I heard the first one a couple of times and the 2nd one about a million of times but it never gets old.
2007-02-17 10:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one.
2007-02-17 10:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by jballerina00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha i like both. Lol those are funny but i think the first ones more original.
2007-02-17 10:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by Alice Cullen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ladies room.
2007-02-17 10:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by ivy_trick_mess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋