2007-02-17 10:14:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well if you gamble with high stakes you are a high roller. Then if you gamble in a church with high stakes then you could possible be a holy roller. Hmmm, works for me. lol
Or go to Georgia and join a Holy Roller church, jumping up and down during services(at least you get an aerobatic workout), speaking in foreign tongues (and they wanted you to learn Spanish in high school, here you learn in for free, right away), and raising your arms and hands praising Jesus (you are improving your oral speaking skills).
Well again, depends on what type you like to be then. Religion is like Bowling. Everyone wants a strike, but sometimes you have to settle for a spare. lol
2007-02-17 10:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Big C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you don't put on Christ by wearing a shirt that's for sure!
You must first put on the righteousness of Christ meaning to have the blood of Jesus applied to your heart and life. That is repenting of your sins and Jesus blood covering, cleansing, washing your sins which are as scarlet, making them white as the snow. Clean. Gone. Forgiven. Forgotten. Until then, you cannot possibly be holy as Christ is holy so don't even worry about rolling until you experience being born again and even then not everyone will "roll".
Satan can imitate salvation and the Holy Ghost but he can NEVER imitate a sanctified holy life.
That is enough to get you to heaven. By the way, I've heard that some folks before they were saved, sanctified and filled with the Holy Ghost laughed or snickered at how others behaved when under the power of the Holy Ghost and you can take one guess how THEY acted when they got it?? Exactly like the one they didn't want to act like!! God does have a sense of humor!! I will tell you this; if you ever felt the joy and power of God on your own life, you wouldn't care how foolish it looked to the world or to anybody else. One man I know was slain in the spirit in the middle of a army drill field. They poured water on him and it didn't phase him. They carried him off and the Christian boys who were friends of his told him later that the drill sergeant who had asked him how it felt when he got saved, his hands were shaking so badly he couldn't light his cigarette. never did get it lit! (That's humerous!) Prior to that the Christian man had refused to curse while running at a dummy with his bayonet. His testimony is amazing and anyone who wants to read all of it, just e-mail me. He did get an honorable discharge and preached the gospel from then on.
Christians are in the world and not of it. We do not do all the things the world does because we are citizens of a heavenly country.
2007-02-17 19:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lovin' Mary's Lamb 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's funny, sound to me you would make a really great Pentecostal type Christian. You don't have to lose your sense of humour if you become a Christian. Churches like to go bowling and stuff like that. I was shocked how well our pastor could roller skate.
2007-02-17 18:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey. It's enough for me 'bro. Long as me and you treat each other as Jesus said. Love your fellow man. Peace!!!!
2007-02-17 18:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by zp055att 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try a new bowling shirt "Bowling for Jesus, because He died for our Pins!!"
2007-02-17 18:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by skimdaddy 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sprinkle blessed water onto your dice before you throw them.
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2007-02-17 18:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋