She's in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast...
He walks in...
"Quick" she says. "You have to make love to me right now!"
He thinks, "this is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he gives her his all, over the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was all that about?"
"Oh," she replied, the egg timer's broken."
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go tae Mass every Sunday for the rest o me life and give up me Irish Whiskey."
Miracously, a parking space appeared...Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." :)
2007-02-17 10:10:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
/two good ones fingers but i think if it was me the eggs would be very very hard boiled 20/20
2007-02-17 21:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man screeches his car into the drive and runs into his house....
"honey i just won the lottery"
"No s**t replies the wife, really, wow" replies the wife..
"yeah pack some things" the husband says...
"like what sun stuff, or mountain stuff.." asks the wife...
"doesn't matter, just get the f**k out"....
Confucius he say:
Man who drop watch in toilet have very s***ty time...
man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day..
virginity like balloon one prick all gone...
small man have hand in pants feel little nuts..
2007-02-17 18:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by Buster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. Evil Paddy.
2007-02-17 21:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were only supposed to cook eggs for a few minutes.
2007-02-17 18:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, liked them lots, now for me to only attempt to remember them!
2007-02-17 19:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jessbess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one's.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-18 17:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one was funny
2007-02-17 18:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i loved both of them
2007-02-17 18:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Shannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you´re really good at this
2007-02-17 18:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Pato 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-02-17 18:31:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋