Nakamura decides to hit the town to celebrate his goal today. So he's coming out of a club in the middle of Glasgow at three in the morning and waiting for a taxi, when three huge, vicious-looking drunks in Rangers shirts run up to him. He gets very worried..
"You!! Hey you!! " the biggest one slurs in his face, "tell us now...are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Nakamura breaths a huge sigh of relief, and says.." ah, ha ha!.. so solly! Actuarray.. Me Japanese, so me bereive in religion of Shinto"
The three drunks look at each other and ask him, " So..are you Catholic Shinto or Protestant Shinto ?"
2007-02-17 09:55:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Scottish Football
not really me cup of tea, 2/10
2007-02-17 09:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty123456 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well and truly the intitial letters of
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2007-02-17 10:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Flying Scotsman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a non religious rangers fan,and i find that quite funny,though it does highlight the stupid bigotry that goes on both sides of the old firm.
2007-02-17 21:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by duracell18 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
we use to tell them jokes in belfast in the 70's,replacing shinto with jews.
2007-02-17 20:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pish!
2007-02-18 08:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Help, I am in need of a humour transfusion or else I am very old.
2007-02-21 04:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So! At what point of the joke am I supposed to crack up?
2007-02-18 23:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Sibbs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought is was good but then again I am not a weegie so no axe to grind
2007-02-17 10:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by fresca 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And your Japanese is terrible
2007-02-17 11:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thank u it kept me laghin a ages
2007-02-17 10:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by Frihah Anti-Milanist 4lyf! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋