Ok, i want too see some funny pick up lines...(do u know karate, cause ur body is kickin..etc) Come on dont be afriad.. :D
2007-02-17 09:27:50 · 8 answers · asked by Nicholas 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you were a booger, i'd pick you firstt!! :]]
Are you wearing space pants? cuz your butts out of this world!
those are my fav. :]
2007-02-17 09:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Vikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could I visit between the holidays?
That shirt looks good on you, it would look better on my floor
How do you like your eggs in the morning
In the morning should I call or just nudge you in the ribs with my elbow
Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?
You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all day
Nice pants, can I talk you out of them?
(Lick finger, place on clothes) Let's get you out of those wet clothes
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Those are the ones that have been used on me at various bars.
2007-02-17 17:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a country boy line I once read.
"Your face reminds me of a wrench.
Every time I see it...my nuts tighten."
Now, that's bad..lol..but funny...lol
2007-02-17 17:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by no cutesy name : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.
You must be tired...cuz you've been playing on my mind ALLLL day.
I find these two funny.
2007-02-17 17:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give up and find some
2007-02-17 17:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by zen522 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is outerspace like?
(I don't know, why?)
Because you are out of this world!
2007-02-17 18:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by cala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so freakin funny
2007-02-17 17:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kirstyn G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt?? (girl asks what) When you fell from heaven ... did it hurt???
2007-02-17 17:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋