A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Now go get your own damn blanket!"
2007-02-17 09:12:47 · 26 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! i can see you've been stalking me now its my turn!
2007-02-18 17:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I 've just remembered that my old man took a train to Scotland about a yaear ago. He never mentioned this.
2007-02-17 17:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny a lot, I can't wait to tell the guys at the pub next Friday and tomorrow to the guys at work.
2007-02-17 17:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaahha!lol~ a bit rude of him..10/5
2007-02-17 17:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty darn funny.
2007-02-17 17:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by ladybug_jane22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-02-17 17:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha love it.
was expecting some random sexual inuendoes ther lol....
i was dirty minded haha..
but classic x
2007-02-17 17:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-17 17:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! Really!
2007-02-17 17:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by caligirl3254 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's pretty good.
2007-02-17 17:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋