A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
2007-02-17 09:07:54 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got confused but now i get it! i'm still stalking you! ;))
2007-02-18 17:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Yep, it is an Oldie, but it is a Good One! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-02-17 18:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! omg wow that was hilarious....i seriously just started cracking up....hehe...
one thing tho...this must be an...interesting....place to live if every1 has guns in their desks...lol
2007-02-17 17:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao~ 10/5
2007-02-17 17:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is what my mouth looks like :0 hahahahahaaaah ha a
thats why people are so stupid they dont think before they act
2007-02-18 00:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by karrahbissett11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't reply to jokes I've heard before. DOH!!! Nice one.
2007-02-17 17:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-18 17:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this before but it still makes me laugh
2007-02-17 17:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by gaulde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O f u c k i n L
the best joke EVER
ROAFL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
definately b repeatin that one.
2007-02-18 06:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by kiki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maid/made! that funny!
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
2007-02-17 17:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋