I once kissed an ugly frog, and it was the best kiss of my life, he turned into a prince, ripped off his shirt to reveal rippling muscles, and then ravaged me on the lily pad, I married him, then I pricked my finger on a bloody spinning wheel and fell asleep for a hundred years. When I woke up everyone I knew was dead, so I ran into the forest and stayed with some dwarfs for a while. Then after some bizarre attempts on my life involving poisoned fruit, I met and married another nice prince and lived happily ever after. Until I caught him in bed with a hooker, so I took him to the cleaners and got half his country, everything. Now I live in a ginger bread cottage in a nice forest, oh I have to go, there's two nice children at the door..........................
2007-02-17 09:10:37
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answered by CHARISMA 5
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I think you are defining ugly in the wrong way. A person can be very pleasing to the eye, but if their character is severely lacking, it can diminish their looks because their heart is ugly. A person who is not pleasing to the eye can have a wonderful character, & they will be far more appealing because of their beautiful heart. I once liked a guy in high school who had the worst case of acne I had ever seen. He was not attractive by the standards of others. I saw his heart. He was one of the sweetest guys I knew. Once I felt attracted to his heart, I began to notice other things I found attractive about his appearance. He had beautiful blue eyes, a warm & friendly smile & a demeanor when he carried himself that made you just naturally warm up to him.
If you are kissing a lot of ugly frogs & still don't see them turn into princesses, it could be that you are not seeing the princess within. If they are ugly on the inside as well as "frog-like" on the outside, then perhaps you should wait to kiss ANY frogs until you can see how they look on the inside.
2007-02-17 09:11:54
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answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6
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No, I've never kissed a frog. No, the frog I've never kissed did not turn into a prince/princess.
2007-02-17 09:04:46
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answered by windchimes335 2
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Plenty of frogs, including 1 that kissed like a wet fish, no princes out it yet though, mores the pity.
2007-02-17 09:14:33
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answered by Bubbly Blonde 4
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I have never kissed an ugly frog... I waited till the prince came along and kissed him... I never went into it thinking I had to change the frog into the prince... I waited till the prince showed up... he will
2007-02-17 09:05:14
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answered by D and L M 2
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Surely its the other way round they look like a prince and then when i wake up they are an ugly frog.
2007-02-17 09:09:05
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answered by gaulde 4
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I have kissed an ugly frog but not an uglly frog.
2007-02-17 09:04:58
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answered by Dan 3
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I've kissed quite a few ugly frogs but sadly there's been no improvement. The worst thing is beer goggles, those things should be banned.
2007-02-17 09:14:32
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answered by Anonymous
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something tells me that you are not really talking about frogs. If i am right then all i can say is keep trying and i am sure that the right princess or prince will come your way.
Good luck
2007-02-17 09:07:49
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answered by CW 2
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I wouldn't say ugly, but I have kissed many frogs. I did find my prince among them so just keep trying. You will eventually find that one perfect person for you.
2007-02-17 09:05:55
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answered by ?Erroneous? 4
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