A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." said Johnny
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.'' Replies Johnny
2007-02-17 08:53:03 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! still stalking you! if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-18 17:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha cute. Sounds like little Johnny can work on a sexual harassment lawsuit now.
2007-02-17 17:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by ....... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Oh, that little Johnny!
2007-02-17 17:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty! Naughty! Ah, that Johnny!! LOL.
2007-02-17 18:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad? 6/10
2007-02-17 17:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by samfisher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke 10/10 well done! :)
2007-02-17 17:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-18 16:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like your jokes...:-)
thanks for the laughs..10/5
2007-02-17 16:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like YOUR thinking very good
2007-02-17 17:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by Barry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not exactly, um, funny...
2007-02-17 16:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋