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2007-02-17 08:49:31 · 2 answers · asked by Socastee_Angel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
The link below has many, many more!
2007-02-17 12:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so Fat:
When she jumped up in the Air she got stuck,
When she wear high heals she strikes oil,
When she steps on the talking scale it says "O look a parade,
Yo Momma so Ugly:
When she gave birth, the Baby saw her face and tried to climb back in,
2007-02-18 23:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋