A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street.
"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?".
The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?".
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?".
"No, I don't golf either," says the bum.
The man then asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him..
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?".
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."
2007-02-17 08:17:32 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha... now that was some funny stuff... 10 points.
2007-02-17 08:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 06:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very GOOD 10/10
2007-02-17 09:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2007-02-17 09:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by lan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
did you write that?
2007-02-17 16:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by karrahbissett11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it...thx...10/5
2007-02-17 08:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy! lol
2007-02-17 08:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by samfisher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOOHOO.....VERY GOOD...I LIKED THAT !!
2007-02-17 10:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....... and sad.
2007-02-17 10:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
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2007-02-17 09:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋