Too drunk!?

Question

A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila, damn."

The bartender looks at him and tells him that he has had enough. So the old guy curses the bartender out and walks out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same guy comes in through the side door and stumbles up to the bar and demands a shot of tequila. The bartender looks at him in disbelief and refuses to serve him again. The old guy curses him out again and storms out.

A few minutes later, the same old guy stumbles in through the back door and before he could say a word, the bartender says, "Listen, I told you already twice that I'm not going to serve you, so get out of my bar, you drunken b@stard."

The old guy looks at the bartender and says, "Damn, how many bars do you work at?"

Answer 1

ive done that before! oh, the good ol' days!

Answer 2

I guess he was very wasted to not remember he was going into the same bar. Poor bar tender having to deal with the drunk man, not ounce or twice but three times. LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer 3

Sounds just like a man - will not stop and ask for directions!@~

Answer 4

Brill, keep um coming i need the laughs 2nite.

Answer 5

Made me smile, which is impressive believe me. 6/10.

Answer 6

Good one.

Answer 7

v.good 7/10.

Answer 8

good, but not as funny as the "frayed knot joke"

Answer 9

still smiling now I liked it

Answer 10

lmao