No, my savior is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I worship by cooking and eating pasta. Once I have accepted Him, I feel Him in my stomach.
Ramen !
2007-02-17 07:36:24
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answered by Anonymous
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No, but then again I'm not a Christian.
Lol, look at all the gold that guy has on in his picture. I think Jesus would not be all decked out in expensive jewelry like that. The guy is obviously a con-man.
2007-02-17 15:26:13
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answered by Anonymous
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That is not Jesus. I have proof. Jesus went up to Heaven 2,000
years ago. When Jesus comes back from Heaven again, we will go up to Heaven to be with Him, and the non-Christians will go down to Hell. This man grew up modernly, and is not God's true Son. This man is a blaspheme that needs the man he claims to be.
2007-02-17 15:28:18
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answered by Anonymous
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I do not think so - because I believe the Bible will not contradict itself! Jesus Christ only promised to visually return to earth for the rapture and for the judgment, and not to mingle amongst people. Although the Almighty, Supreme One is capable of doing and undoing anything, I do not think that HE will contradict HIMSELF!
2007-02-17 15:46:45
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answered by Anonymous
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The true Savior is named YAHOSHUA! anyone called "jesus" is an impostor (See Ex.23:13) YHVH is not in the business of smiting fools. He tries to educate them, but with government schools and all, it is an uphill pull. The faithful followers of YHVH know all about this, so the true followers are not being deceived.
2007-02-17 15:24:51
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answered by hasse_john 7
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NO.
The true Jesus warned us of this type of thing
Luke 21:8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
2007-02-17 15:24:58
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answered by Miss Momma 4
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It just makes his followers gullible idiots and makes him laugh all the way to his swiss bank account.
Honestly, If I were to fleece these gullible idiots the way this cretin is doing, I'd be in jail. But since he's doing it under the pretense of "religion" he get's national airtime.
2007-02-17 15:26:16
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answered by Anonymous
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He doesn't look like my Savior - he's doesn't look anything like the morning star, the Son of God, the King of Kings
He doesn't act like my Savior - he cares too much about the things of this world
He doesn't sound like my Savior - his love doesn't call to me like my Savior's does
He doesn't walk like my Savior - he asks things of his people that my Savior would never ask of His flock
So, if it doesn't look like a duck or act like a duck or sound like a duck or walk like a duck ... then duck him, that's not my Savior :)
2007-02-17 15:34:55
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answered by arewethereyet 7
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He must withstand the tests as any who claim to be the Messiah must.
2007-02-17 15:24:45
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answered by Shinigami 7
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NO! My Savior is in heaven and will one day return fro me.
2007-02-17 15:28:01
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answered by Bama Girl 2
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