A woman went to doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you ?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
2007-02-17 06:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one! Very funny! I love it!!!:)
2007-02-17 07:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Nena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had to get this Doctor and Woman joke in with this one.
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor.
After she filled out all the proper forms and had waited about 20 minutes in the waiting room the doctor called her into his office, leaned back in his chair, folded his hands into a steeple and asked her how he could help.
"Doctor," she said, "I have a very bad gas problem." "A gas problem?" replied the doctor. "Yes. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh... silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?"
"Well," said the doctor thoughtfully, "I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test."
2007-02-17 07:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer undesirable ! a guy had an appointment with a psychiatrist. He desperate to place on the settee for the hour and not say a word. whilst the hour replaced into up, the psychiatrist suggested, " some time's up. Please see my receptionist." The receptionist suggested, " That'll be $250." the guy went back into the psychiatrist's place of work and asked, " choose for an significant different ? "
2016-10-02 07:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol made me smile, 8/10.
2007-02-17 07:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats good but not the cure for me ta!
2007-02-17 06:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good keep them coming x
2007-02-17 07:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. I can relate to that. LOL
2007-02-17 06:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a great way to scare someone!!!
2007-02-17 07:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one cowboy x
2007-02-17 06:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by jumpalicous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,never heard that b4. not bad at all
2007-02-17 06:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋