You will live forever, either in Hell or Heaven.
If you said Hallelujah to Jesus you go to Heaven and shout praises to Jesus non-stop. You will soon be bored out of your minds. There are no coffee breaks, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, no breaks of any kind. There is no day or night. There are no naps, you will be awake and shouting praises to Jesus forever.
Fat little angels scurry around whispering loudly: "Louder!"
If you don't want to shout praises to Jesus non-stop, he will not hesitate to cast you from Heaven to Hell.
If on earth you did not say Hallelujah to Jesus before you died, you go to Hell.
In Hell you will burn and rot forever. You will have worms, you will itch and can't scratch, you will suffer painful farts.
In Hell you cannot die, you cannot lose consciousnes, you cannot sleep; you are awake forever and writhing in agony.
Question: Are you prepared for the one or the other?
2007-02-17
06:15:24
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Don't blame God for your predicament; whichever sorry place you end up, it was your own choice.
2007-02-17
06:21:11 ·
update #1