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You will live forever, either in Hell or Heaven.

If you said Hallelujah to Jesus you go to Heaven and shout praises to Jesus non-stop. You will soon be bored out of your minds. There are no coffee breaks, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, no breaks of any kind. There is no day or night. There are no naps, you will be awake and shouting praises to Jesus forever.

Fat little angels scurry around whispering loudly: "Louder!"

If you don't want to shout praises to Jesus non-stop, he will not hesitate to cast you from Heaven to Hell.

If on earth you did not say Hallelujah to Jesus before you died, you go to Hell.
In Hell you will burn and rot forever. You will have worms, you will itch and can't scratch, you will suffer painful farts.

In Hell you cannot die, you cannot lose consciousnes, you cannot sleep; you are awake forever and writhing in agony.

Question: Are you prepared for the one or the other?

2007-02-17 06:15:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Don't blame God for your predicament; whichever sorry place you end up, it was your own choice.

2007-02-17 06:21:11 · update #1

9 answers

I think your description of Heaven is a little too glum.

2007-02-17 11:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 1 0

God gives man free volition to choose Him or reject HIM.
Your idea of heaven is very weak. Need to do some serious
studying.
Angels are NOT fat little cherubs like you see on TV.
There is a hierarchy among angels, elect (good) and fallen (bad).
You need to study a good Systemic Theology like Lewis Sperry
Chafer.

2007-02-23 16:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by war~horse 4 · 0 0

in the top, that is no longer as much as me, yet... i'd wish heaven. possibly I raised adequate Hell right here? like the track says. in case you prefer to get to Heaven. You gotta improve a-little Hell.

2016-11-23 15:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell is on earth with all the unavoidable sufferings. Heaven is also on earth with living a good and healthy life. I will take the unavoidable when it comes and stay happy to live a good and healthy life.

2007-02-23 04:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0 1

In heaven and in hell you live forever and you cannot die, yes you are right, and it is very sad.

There is one thing though, they are both imaginary.

2007-02-18 09:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Neither!!
I want to go back to god !
or never again to be separated from him.

2007-02-24 23:14:25 · answer #6 · answered by mr.kotiankar 4 · 1 0

there is no choice, no one can tell if there is really hell or heaven until you see it

2007-02-24 23:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by LUCIFER 1 · 0 0

You'd better mind.

2007-02-24 06:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its more of a lottery draw - and my numbers are up! I suspect Limbo eternal is waiting for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/religion......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gods..........
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/bible.........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/moral_code#...
http://joshuakane.diaryland.com/061231_4...

2007-02-25 01:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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