So far I have owned a ford capri, dodge viper, and now own a merclaren SLR Mercedes.Is there a car out there with a longer bonnet I could buy?
2007-02-17 06:01:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Noooooooooooooooo It can't mean that can it? Remember chaps always measure in centermeters 11cm sounds much better than 4 ¼ inches (thats just an example ok) sorry yummy mummy I will not sit next to you on the bus again
2007-02-17 08:22:46 · update #1
you must have a long tongue too for all the lies to roll off.
2007-02-17 07:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ultimate in phallic automotive engineering has to be the E Type Jaguar. In addition to solving your exhibitionist fantasies it is actually a superb vehicle and bird puller. Best in red or British Racing Green. even if the bonnet is not longer than the Merc, though I think it is the design makes the car look all bonnet and action. Get an early model before they spoiled it with equipment to conform to American legislation. Wire wheels and it has to be a drop head coupé.
2007-02-18 21:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bigger and fancier the car,the more money the person has prob.also a car colour is supposed to say something about you.that prob is if the driver picks the colour himself.so if you go for bright yellow then you want attention or want to look like a large wasp.
why do you want a large bonnet?boot?
2007-02-17 06:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the moment my car says I'm a messy midden. It needs cleaned outside and inside
2007-02-17 06:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my car is a bus,so this says that i am a hopeless woman who is trying to pass her driving test,but until then i have to put up with buses turning up 3 hours late and when i do get on it i have to sit next to a smelly pervy person who talks to themselves!
let me know if you wanna know about what trains say about me lol
2007-02-17 06:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jaguar convertible
2007-02-17 06:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Shark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ford capri? Man you are nearly as old as me!
2007-02-17 06:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the Mercedes Maybach, good for compensating in that department lol
http://www.km77.com/marcas/mercedes/maybach/med/lateral.jpg
2007-02-17 06:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by India 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing I hope! When I hear it start talking about me it will be time to junk it. Either that or get my ears checked.
2007-02-17 06:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by MathBioMajor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My car says I got a lot of kids!
2007-02-17 06:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your self a Smart, right up you street or trouser leg.
2007-02-17 08:37:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋