Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the
Morgue needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yep, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it aint Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean
in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him
over.
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it
ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two a*seholes."
"What............., he had two a*seholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two ar*eholes. Every time we went into town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two ar*eholes....'"
2007-02-17 05:48:51 · 16 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rubber duckie....yes they didn't post it so I had to edit it!!!! Ar*eholes!!!!
2007-02-17 06:16:54 · update #1
i like it me lover
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2007-02-17 06:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 15:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one a lot. Very funny.
2007-02-17 06:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!! Hilarious!!! Best one I'm reading tonight =)
2007-02-17 06:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg this is the best joke i ever heard! if u wrote it u should definately get it published or somthing!!!!
YOU ROCK
2007-02-17 05:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats gd
2007-02-17 05:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by sparkle_fairy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny
2007-02-17 05:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha!!! I was drinking coke and it all came out of my nose!!!! OWE OWE OWE!!!!!!!
2007-02-17 06:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol! was it deleted last time or something?
2007-02-17 06:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! LOL :)
2007-02-17 05:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Nena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋