Three girls are walking down the street, theres a blonde, a brunette and a girl with green hair. They all have beautiful straight long hair. A guy goes up to the blonde and says "How did you get your hair that way?""I went to a beauty salon" she replied, brushing her hair with her fingers. Another guy goes up to the brunette and asks
"How did you get your hair that way?" "I went to a hair clinic!"
Another guy goes up to the green haired girl and asks " How did you get your hair the way?" "Its natural"The green haired girl replied pointing to her nose and then to her shiny green hair.
heres another
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once there was a little girl and a little boy who every day saw each other at the sand box and one day it was 120 degrees so they took their close off and the boy look at the girl and says whats that she says "i dunno" then the girl look down at the boy and says whats that the boy says "I dunno" so they decide to go home and ask their parents about their parts.
so the boy
2007-02-17 05:23:08 · 12 answers · asked by XbeautifulXdisasterX 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
goes home and says dad whats is this the dad answers that is your car and you should always park it in other girls garages he says ok.
so the girl get home and says mom what is is this and the mom says that is your garage and u better not let any boy park their cars in there.
The nexted day the girl comes home to her mom with blood on her hands. Her mom immeadiately asks her where all the blood came from, and the little girl says. Oh, mommy a boy tried to park his car in my garage so i ripped of his back tires!
2007-02-17 05:24:20 · update #1
i heard the first one when i was 8, come on, isn't it a good joke for an 8 year old?
2007-02-17 05:44:44 · update #2
hahaha those were so funny i gotta tell my friends those they are hilarious good job!!!
2007-02-17 05:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny and theres one similar to the garage one....its like theres this guy and he was lying naked on the beach and a lady goes up and asks whats between his legs, and he says thats his bird, and she asks whats those 2 round things and the clump of hair, he replied the bird's eggs and its nest. he said that she could pet it if she wanted to and she did. he woke up in the hospital in excrutiating pain and asked the doctor what happened and the doctor made the lady come in and she said that the bird got mad and spit at her so she broke the bird's neck, cracked its eggs and burned its nest!! i thought that was pretty funny =]
2007-02-17 07:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by meirulin1134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.Thanks for the laugh.Definitely 10/10
2007-02-17 06:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,terrific.
2007-02-17 05:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better
2007-02-17 05:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by katlover118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was hilarious the first one not so much
2007-02-17 05:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, yeah those where good. The second one was way better :P
2007-02-17 06:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOLY! the second one was nasty but the first one was funny exept i heard it already
2007-02-17 05:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second. It funny.
2007-02-17 06:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by iluffyouuu;]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is sooooooooooo elementary school kid (you were 8 though) the second one is alright i guess = (
2007-02-17 05:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋