I tried and tried and a little something passed through the first time silently and soon the room was full of aroma and everybody started coughing and looking at one other. The next time I could not conceal the sound and everybody gave me a funny look and one person said "At least it was'nt me", Someone else said "I wish people were more honest". So to clear the confusion the next time I had to do it I let go a loud one and someone else said "You can do it politely at least." Cant win, can ya? Whats the best way to F**T?
2007-02-17 04:53:34 · 13 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I work at a middle school and can tell you that leaving the room is proper etiquette, I am crying from laughing so hard!! Great question
2007-02-17 05:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY!!!! I love this question. I'm laughing so hard my side hurts. Here's what I'd do... find the person in the room that I like the least and stand beside them (like the person that said I wish people were more honest), let one rip and give him/her a disgusted look like "I can't believe you just farted, dude - nasty" and be sure the scent doesn't linger with you when you walk away.
2007-02-17 15:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by itsjustfoolishness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do is to make another sound like a cough or something or you can just excuse yourself to the bathroom.
2007-02-18 10:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by adith.bs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay first of all... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay that's done... so, I think when you feel the wind starting to gurgle in your tummy, just excuse yourself and go outside the room/house to fart. The worst sort of farts are the silent ones cos those are often the skunkiest-smelling ones.
2007-02-17 12:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take gas-x before you go to visit
and if you feel it coming on leave the room
and if you can`t get away say excuse me my stomach is upset and let it rip
2007-02-17 13:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by alleykhad607 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PROUDLY HOIST A LEG AND TUMPET YOUR INTENTION. BE BOLD, BE BEEFY! IF IT UPSETS SOME ONE THEY SHOULDN'T BE INVITED NEXT TIME. THEY SHOULD FEEL PROUD OF YOUR FEARLESS ACHIEVEMENT. PLUS IT JUST FEELS SO DAMNED NICE. YOU SHOULD WARN OTHERS' IN ADVANCE OF THE EVENT THOUGH, JUST TO BE "APPROPRIATE." I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD A WHOLE LOT. IT'S TO CONSTIPATED.
2007-02-17 13:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
buddy do it naturally..best way is....on an urge....slink to an outside atmosphere so that your.......fermented odor(aroma you said) gets mixed with plentiful open air....
2007-02-17 13:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by s g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself to the bathroom.
2007-02-17 13:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find the dog and fart while you're petting it.That way you can blame it on the dog.
2007-02-17 13:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on how good you know the ppl.... if yall are close then let it rip!
2007-02-17 13:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by the one n only - me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋