look, i am really in a stress just now.....i am onto a concept in my studies n it is really hard for me.....can u all just pour some ice on hot waters???? plz...i will face a nervous breakdown n am just on a verge of a complete blackout........just say something nice or entertaining or funny......
ur efforts cud liven up the day of somebody
2007-02-17 04:46:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
2007-02-17 05:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once tried "mind coke" on ice but the bubles got in my sinuses and stung terribly. Believe me when I say, you really can get enough caffine thru the blood stream. You really don't need to inject it directly into the brain!
If you're really stressing over a conceptual thing, I find takking my mind completely off it to do something different, helps a lot. Like go for a 20 minute walk if you can. Let your mind relax. Often stress keeps you from seeing the answer.
2007-02-17 05:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Nash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! ok ok! so u think UR stressed try facing the fact that u are going to be on LIVE tv in about 5 minutes and u are still in bed typing on the computer! im freaking out! omg who knew being a big time star was this hard! o... u want to kno what show im going to be on. well of course i will tell you! its called CANDID CAMERA!! lol im not good at cheering people up am i? well im only 13 u cant blame me. try having ur reading teacher start hissing at ur class in the middle of a sentence... now THAT is scary and funny!
2007-02-17 04:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, in line with danger they're going to offer you a unfastened Coke blouse to cover up your Pepsi one :) its worth a try for unfastened stuff. additionally you would be going to confirm Coke stuff so Im specific that they had be completely cool considering which you're spending some time at Coke and not Pepsi.
2016-10-02 07:21:08 · answer #4 · answered by lutz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little idiot has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
2007-02-17 06:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tension kabhi nahi leneka,monaco khaneka aur so janeka.
2007-02-17 04:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well as u r a girl
i m good with girls
i nevr play wid grls heart coz they hav only one
but
i ply by ther br##st as they have two
hop u got refreshed
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2007-02-18 00:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are serious. I am also very serious. I can not say nice or entertaning or funny. If you will change your name, I will say something ....
2007-02-17 19:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 2.30 AM. Sorry, right now I am brain broke so I can't offer you any mind coke.
2007-02-17 08:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say HA HA HA HA out loud. You will feel better.
2007-02-17 05:00:44 · answer #10 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋