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2007-02-17 04:29:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you keep a Pollock in suspense?
2007-02-17 04:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by NubbY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did the polish girl lose all her teeth, she gave her vibrator a B J!
How many pollacks to put in a light bulb? 4, 1 to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder.
Why did the polish boy hate his little sister? She had a better mushtache!
Why did the polish blind girl have yellow socks? Her seeing eye dog was blind too!
2007-02-17 17:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Russia invaded Poland and Russian troops went in, a boy rushed to his mother. He said' "Mama, Russia has conquered Poland. We are not Polls any more. We are Russians!". The mother said," Good. I couldn't have stood another of those Polish winters."
2007-02-17 04:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋