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I would make sure my wife and Cockatiel were safe,and then look for my BEER
oh yes and then my wallet

2007-02-17 04:22:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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My Parrot she's been faithful for 23 years.!!!

2007-02-17 04:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

The only thing I have of my son I lost, That's my pictures of him. You know I always think about that and always keep them clost to the door. I have lost everything in a fire before but was unable to save anything due to me not being home when it caught fire.

2007-02-17 04:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why the beer and the wallet ?
Believe me, I hope it doesn't ever happen to you, but if it does, the last thing you should be thinking about is what material possesions you should grab ... you soon learn how much they mean nothing when it does happen ... from one who knows !!!

2007-02-17 05:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just read your answer on another question. All the best in down town Basra. Politically I'm against the invasion of Iraq, but you guys do us proud wherever you go!

2007-02-17 16:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Cats first, get the neighbors out (this is an apartment building) then books, then computer.

2007-02-17 04:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by zen 7 · 0 0

After rescuing all the obvious...most definitely the booze and don't forget your secret stash

2007-02-17 04:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Gargirl™® 6 · 0 0

Dogs,then husband

2007-02-17 04:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My wallet and my car keys.

2007-02-17 04:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My phone
To call the fire service

2007-02-17 04:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 0

my fire alarms! cos they dint feckin work so i wud want my money back, my car keys so i dint have to walk to get my money back and my mobile to yell at the store person who sold me my fire alarms the Bas

2007-02-17 04:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by boogybear 2 · 1 0

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