fill in the blanks... im a bit bored lol. thanks for answering my question! :)
2007-02-17 03:31:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stupid; opened the microwave whn the doorbell rang.
Ugly; etered an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, No professionals."
Fat ; played tennis she won.
2007-02-17 04:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by best.ninja.ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
2)Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
2007-02-17 12:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat...has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
dumb...starved to death in a grocery store.
fat...turned around and it was her birthday.
poor...has a stepmat for going outside of the house.
fat...stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time, please."
fat & ugly...looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
dumb...she had YOU!
fat...jumped off of a boat and the captain said "Land-HO!"
fat...sings with the whales, "We-Are-Fa-mi-ly!"
fat...she stepped on a dollar and made change.
2007-02-17 11:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by keybaordz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat the neighborhood kids use her belly button as a swimming pool!
2007-02-17 11:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid, took a spoon to the Superbowl
2007-02-17 11:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb; alphabetize her M & M's.
fat; laid down on the beach and they tried to push her back into the ocean.
2007-02-17 11:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by Delusions of Grandeur 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sexy, that she's plugged 23 hours a day.
2007-02-17 11:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
fell in love
then broke it
2007-02-17 12:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋