Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous & topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, “Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them. Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father and started to walk away.
One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,” Just a minute young lady.”
“Yes, Father?”
“We are Priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?”
“Father, it's me, Sister Angela” she replied.
2007-02-17 03:28:58 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely hilarious Cowboy, This is certainly one of the best ones that I have seen on here for a long time.
Well done 10/10
2007-02-17 03:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2007-02-17 11:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Cowboy.!!!
10/10.!!!
Sister Angela ha ha.!!!
Still smiling man.!!!
2007-02-17 12:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
****ROFL, that's a good one!
Hey, here's another vacation joke.
A man goes to Jamaica on vacation. He is happily married to a girl called Wendy, in fact so in love, that he has her name tatooed on his penis.
However, when his penis is not erect, only the first and the last letter are showing: WY
One day he stands next a black guy in a bathroom of a restaurant while urinating. The man is curious and takes a sneeky peek at the black guy's penis, only to see that he, too, has WY tatooed on his penis.
"Oh, is your wife's name Wendy, too?" he says.
"No...why did you think so?"
"See, my wife's Wendy and I have her name tatooed on my penis and when not erect, only W and Y are showing - just like on your penis."
The black guy chuckles and says "When erect, the tahoo on my penis says WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY!"
:-D
2007-02-17 11:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know sister Angela.
2007-02-17 11:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by "El Padrino" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done an original and funny joke keep them coming
2007-02-17 13:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good !! 10/10 a lot wont get this one !!!
2007-02-17 11:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmm a bit long winded for not a big laugh but it if original I will give you that
Thanks x
2007-02-17 11:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-17 11:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. V 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-02-17 13:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋