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2007-02-17 03:17:12 · 23 answers · asked by corporatetrade 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Yo Mama is so ugly that she can make a freight train take a dirt road.

2007-02-17 04:04:44 · update #1

23 answers

Yo Mama is so bored that she answered this post

2007-02-17 03:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Yo mama is so ugly she makes an onion cry
Yo mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama is so stupid she got bashed by a parked car
Yo mama is so ugly when she joined an ugly competition she was disqualified saying "sorry no professionals"

2007-02-17 11:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0 1

Yo Mama is so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

2007-02-17 11:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by collegebound09 1 · 1 1

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

2007-02-17 12:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yo Mama is so Victorian that she is da Queen!

2007-02-17 11:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by kubbyp 2 · 1 1

yo mama teeth are so yellow it looks like she needs to stop chewin on the yellow crayons and star chewin on the white ones

2007-02-17 11:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Yo Mama is so 'proud of You' that She 'brags to all Her friends'.

2007-02-17 11:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0 1

Yo Mama is so FORGETFUL that she STANDS INFRONT OF A MIRROR & ASKS WHO ARE U ?!

2007-02-17 12:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Lavender 2 · 1 0

yo mama so stinky that when a blind man walked passed her he said i think im at the fish market!!!!!!!

2007-02-17 11:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by queen 1 · 1 0

Yo momma is so poor that she has her face on a food stamp.

2007-02-17 11:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Joshua L 2 · 1 0

yo mama so fat that she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.


Yo mama so fat that she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

2007-02-17 11:19:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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