You should stop at, you have lovely skin,and dont try to make it sound like a one liner.Try somthing like,walking past the intended girl and gently bump into her (please dont make her spill her drink ect over herself),and giggle with her, and look at her in a slightly surprised manner,and say isnt your smile really lovely,and CUE the great response.
GOOD LUCK.go on you guys you all know you gonna try it ,Trust me if it doesnt work shes just not in the mood.
2007-02-17 03:26:37
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answered by patsy 3
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No. Not a good line. You may be right about the humor part, but getting to sexual innuendo that quickly is not what I would call an ice breaker. Of course, it depends on what you want.
Do you just want to get laid, or do you want to find a soul mate, companion, perhaps even a wife? If you have more serious intent, don't start by cheapening your intentions with a sexual joke. Start with something non-sexual, but amusing is not a bad idea.
My own suggestion is to see if you can find some old Robin Williams records (on CD?) or the old Mork and Mindy show (on DVD?) and study what non-threatening humor is like. That man has done more terrific one-liners than anyone in living memory. Or even the gentle seduction depicted in "What Dreams May Come," where he captures the heart of a much younger woman just by being amusing and gentle and clever.
But Bill Cosby also made some great old records, and there are other classic comedians available on DVD and CD. I have a wonderful collection of Marx Brothers movies: study Groucho Marx romancing Margaret Dumont. Do your research, and practice some really good lines. It doesn't matter if you are quoting, as long as you admit it. Once she laughs, just say, "Unfortunately, I can't claim credit for that one. That was Steve Martin in [name of movie]." She will be impressed with your memory as well as your sense of humor.
2007-02-17 03:17:01
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answered by auntb93again 7
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No. The third questions relates to sex and if a lady hears that in the pickup line she will assume that is all you're interested in. If you really are interested in a relationship try talking to a woman and asking for a date and don't bring up sex right away.
2007-02-17 03:15:35
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answered by 2craz4u 3
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Okay, I'm sorry to say it, but I think ALL pick up lines are cheesy! To me, it seems like another way for guys to try to get in girls' pants, whether you're trying to or not! What I like guys to do is complement me. Say something nice, yet flirty, like, "oh, you look great tonight." Or, ask her a simple question, like, "is that your natural hair color?" Just try not to sound too feminine!
2007-02-17 03:18:13
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't think it's a good idea to use pick up lines....I think they're stupid...if you like a girl then you should become friends with her first and make her laugh and want to be around you. but don't become too close with her because then it would be hard to take your relationship further...hope I helped :)
2007-02-17 03:14:41
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answered by problem_girl 3
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The only way to break the ice is to be yourself... If your funny tell a joke, but I suggest you talk about something she's wearing or the style she remindes you of. Maybe even a complement... you remind me of the picture I saw one time, and keep going from thier. Trust it will work
2007-02-17 03:15:58
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answered by angel of the season 1
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Fat penguin is an ice breaker !!
2007-02-17 03:11:43
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answered by Anonymous
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i would kick you where the sun doesn't shine. that is so sick. you're disgusting. get a life.
2007-02-17 03:12:11
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answered by snowbunny83090 3
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Sorry, it bites.
2007-02-17 03:26:26
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answered by redpantyluver 4
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No its not !!!!!!!
2007-02-17 03:14:15
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answered by kass 2
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