FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
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>5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
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>4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about at the time
>management course you sent me to."
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>3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Whiteout. You probably got
here
>just in time."
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>2. "Did you ever notice any sound coming out of these keyboards when
you
>put your ear down real close?"
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>AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
>DESK:
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>1. Raise your head slowly and say "...in Jesus name. Amen."
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2007-02-17 02:27:16 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was just trying to visualize the cause and affect if this was put into production. It was truly a mind boggling experience but it could save the company millions of dollars. My eyes were sore from staring at the computer since I came in this morning 2 hours ahead in order to get this assignment completed on time. When I do this for about 2 minutes it helps me to concentrate more on my work. This new therapy the doctor recommended has really helped me to cut down on the number of sick days that I have had over the last 3 months. I can see clearly now, that new Murine is great for the eyes but to work effectively it the eyes must be closed for 30 seconds to a minute. I just started thinking about the speech you gave at the last board meeting which I actually play over in my mind several times a day just to get myself motivated to do better. Did someone put something in my coffee this morning because I am just so relaxed, I think I need to visit the doctor and see if I am coming down with something. EXcuse me I feel like throwing up!
2007-02-17 02:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. PDQ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2007-02-17 02:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by alexisexplainsitall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are really good. Sounds like you might have been listening to one of David Letterman's top ten lists. No, those are a lot better than Letterman's.
2007-02-17 02:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into in extreme college, we had a learn era at 7 AM, I fell asleep in the chair, in the cafeteria directly to the terrazzo floor. I fell out of the chair once I became over in my "sleep", completely embarrassing myself too ought to no longer think of quickly adequate to cover my mistake the two
2016-10-02 07:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by ehinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raise your head slowly. They can't argue with faith! If they did, anyways, you could sue them and get a TON of money.
2007-02-17 02:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Natasha R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a pastor, your #1 answer was my favorite excuse!
2007-02-17 02:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just tell them i am ill, very ill and i get sent home. :o) 2 birds one stone.
2007-02-17 02:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO that was funny!!!!!!1 i like numero uno the best tho....HELA FUNNY THO!!! i didnt get numero tres tho....
2007-02-17 03:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by cali_icedragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well say an excuse then if it does not work then say it will never happen.
2007-02-17 02:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kassie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number one is the best!
LoL!
2007-02-17 02:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋