Need time off? An idea or blonde joke whatever you want!!?

Question

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not

allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then

he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the

ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I

was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that

the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few

minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you

doing"? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly

stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. "I jumped down

and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me,

the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?"(You're

gonna love this...)She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the

dark!"

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHA!.....3 gals were sitting in a jail cell, a blonde, a brunette & a redhead. The good fairy popped in told them all they could each have 1 wish granted. The redhead said "I wish I were back home with my family" & poof she was gone. The brunette said "I wish I were lying on a tropical beach with my boyfriend" & poof she was gone. The blonde was sitting there with a concentrating look on her face so the good fairy asked her one more time what she would wish for & the blonde replied "2 more friends to keep me company while I'm in here!"

Answer 2

LMAO sounds like my blonde friend, she had been working on her homework in detention where the lights were off, a janitor came in and asked the teacher which bulb was broken, the teacher turned on the lights, the janitor fond the broken bulb and left to get a new one. My friend started walking out with him the teacher asked
"Where do you think your going?" my friend answered...
"I can't work in the dark!"
she had been working i the dark for at least 10 minutes ::P

Answer 3

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Answer 4

A new twist to an old joke--OK !

Answer 5

go and see a shrink

Answer 6

Now that's funny......... :-)

Answer 7

:))))))))) LOL!!! this was a cool one :))))))))