2007-02-17 02:04:04 · 25 answers · asked by LAURA W 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
White
...Or brown if it's lost.
2007-02-17 02:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it isn't white I'll eat my hat :-) I'm not sure if anyone would even want to live in a house where all the walls face south Brrrrrrr
I hope our kids will be able to tell this joke! At the rate we are going with climate change and all the joke would be, A man lives in a square house with all four walls facing south, a bear walks past one day. True or false? Then the answer would be 'false' or 'whats a bear...'
Sorry lets try to give this a positive end. I am a possitive person REALLY, this is the joke section after all!!
A guy with a Doberman and a guy with a Chihuahua.
The guy with the Doberman says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got the dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman says, "Just follow my lead. They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mate, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman says, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The guy at the door says, "A Doberman?" He says, "Yes, they're testing them, I find they're very good." The guy at the door says, "OK come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The guy at the door laughs, "A Chihuahua?" The guy with the Chihuahua says, "What, they gave me a Chihuahua?"
2007-02-17 02:32:30 · answer #2 · answered by erianoillib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All 4 walls facing south ?
The house must be built right on the north pole
Probably Santa's House
So the bear that walked by must be a polar bear
The polar bear is''white'' in colour
and has a sweet tooth cause he lookin for candy canes
2007-02-17 02:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bear would be white cos to have all four walls facing south, the house would have to be on the north pole.
2007-02-17 02:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by Vani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
white.the only place where all 4 walls would face south would be if the house were built on the North pole. The only bear there is a polar bear.
2007-02-17 02:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no polar bears at the very North pole!
I have to add to my answer.
Here's a biology lesson. Actually polar bears are black. Their skin is black. It better absorbs the heat. The hair is white. Actually each individual hair is transparent. Together they look white. The sun's energy is reflected down inside each individual hair, to the skin.
Check it out.
2007-02-17 02:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by sparbles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Artichoke
2007-02-17 02:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by morroccan sunset 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All 4 walls south and you call that a house - ha ha.!!!
2007-02-17 02:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
White 'coz it's a polar bear.
2007-02-17 02:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by 'H' 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
white
See the link for photos of polar bears at the north pole.
2007-02-17 02:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Vegan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its blue. And this scenario is impossible -all four walls cannot face south.
2007-02-17 02:10:28 · answer #11 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋