What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!
What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!
What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant!
Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!
Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!
Very interesting na?! Bye and good night to yahoo participants!
2007-02-17 01:54:31 · 20 answers · asked by niki 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And now they appear in Yahoo Antswers!
2007-02-17 01:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanks , they are good jokes. i shall give you one.
an ant and an elephant were great friends. the elephant and ant were going on a holiday trip to a hill station, suddenly it rained and their bike skidded .both fell off the bike. the elephant had severe injuries and was admitted in the ICU in hospital ,the ant was safe with no bruises.
The ant came running to the hospital- you know why ?
to donate blood for the elephant
2007-02-17 02:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by badshah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Note to @"..n"..i... Count the question marks in the jokes! + "try it out?" means "what's ur opinion?" which IS a question! So much for the lesson of the day. Try out MY ant jokes?...
What do Ethiopians call fire ants?...a HOT meal!
What do Ethiopians call black ants?...DARK meat!
What does an Ethiopian do when ants crawl up his legs?...run from the other Ethiopians carrying forks!
2007-02-17 02:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impressed! If its original, its gr8. if copied, interesting.
The red ants make their nest up on a tree, The tribals of India , make chutney of red ants. did you know this?
The mumbaikars have Elephanta caves. visit them.
The ants follow each other in a straight row. follow the leader.
Be adamant, and do what you want.
Just keep it up. You sure have a fertile brain.
sweet dreams!
arihant.
2007-02-17 02:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by kumarcl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Subject: Joke of the day....
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> It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
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> Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
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> Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
> "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded.
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> So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
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> One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.
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> "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
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> The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collectevery scrap of wood they could find.
> Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
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> "Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
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2007-02-17 02:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess in matters of the 'ant' I am just a piss-ant.
2007-02-17 07:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you been bitten severly by an ant .........................
try this
once an ant yelled at an elephant taking bath in a pool "come out you dirty bastered"
elephant came out furious . just when he was about to reach the ant she said "okay go back no hard feelings it was a missunderstanding" elephant said " are u totally out of your mind why did you do that" ant said "what to tell , my panty is stolen i just wanted to check wheather you have stolen it"
2007-02-17 02:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As far as ant jokes go , I'd have to say that's quite a compilation.
Keep it up , I think..
2007-02-17 05:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who bites like an ant?
Nikeant!
2007-02-17 03:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by panneerselvam s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ant which is 1st - Adamant
the ant which happens - Eveant
2007-02-17 05:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋